Saturday, November 15, 2008

Anyone have a recipe for Colon Blow™ ?

So sorry dudes I have another long ass post but I've been stuffin my face for two days straight with a veritable cornucopia of sausages and dags. I swear I'll keep the next one short.

I'm day two into this Chicago trip and it has been nothing short of delicious. Full of meats, rock and roll and coldies. Not particularly healthy but that's not why we are here is it? Aside from the obvious culinary treats of this trip maybe the best part is everyone asking "So why are you in Chicago? For a poster show?" and I get to answer "to eat hot dogs." and then there's the chuckle from them and "no really why are you here?" and I repeat " eat hot dogs"

And eating we have been doing. Straight off the plane my amazing artist buddies Jay Ryan and his lovely wife Diana Sudyka say "you hungry?" and drop a sack of Portillos on me while we drive to the Hideout to see my buddies in Centro-Matic and South San Gabriel

Welcome to Chicago!

After a great show which included a really excellent set by Chris Flemmons singer of The Baptist Generals we go for "breakfast" at Hot Doug's. As I professed in a previous post my love of Doug and all he does is boundless. He is a giant among men. Doug how many ways do I love thee? Let's count them:

#1: HE MADE ME THE CELEBRITY DOG! Are you fucking kidding me? I walk in and am checking out all the specials and sonofabitch if my own lousy name isn't on the board. I had to call my sweet old lady and share the news. She said "I'm very proud of you" while my buddy Helms said "Holy Shit! You can die now." While there chowing down every time someone ordered it Doug yelled at me and I cheerfully waved at the lucky diner to congratulate them on their exceptional choice.

#2: My very own celebrity sausage - Ladies and Gents (or just gents I guess) The Ribeye Steak Sausage with Chimichurri and Madrigal Cheese

#3: A reprise of a past favorite - The Atomic Bomb: Spicy Pork Sausage with Sweet Chipotle Mustard and Finnish Lappi Cheese

#4: Maybe the best one this day - Smoked Crayfish and Pork Sausage with Cajun Tartar Sauce and Habañero-Jack Cheese

#5 Last but not least - The Game Of The Week - Antelope Sausage with Cassis Crème Fraîche and Danish Fontina Cheese

From there we putzed around all day stopping by Steve Albini's studio where we talked about hot dogs, going to see Mike Budai's awesome show at Rotofugi Gallery, and checking in at Dan MacAdam and Mat Daly's respective studios. Mat is designing what I am sure will be a badass tattoo to finish out my right sleeve. Next on the way to dinner with my buddy Craig from The Hold Steady (who's show at the Riviera killed later that night) we decided to hit Superdawg for a snack.

One quick Chicago and a Whoopskidawg® which is a basically grilled sausage with bbq sauce. Now everybody says "you have to go to Superdawg if you go to Chicago." But honestly after Hot Doug's they didn't stand a chance. These weren't terrible but they weren't amazing.

Now to Day Two. Starting again with breakfast at Hot Doug's. We meet up with more Chicago buddies Nick Butcher and Nadine Nakanishi, who run Sonnenzimmer , right before 10:30 when Doug's opens and there is a line up down the block already. This time my travel buddy Daniel and I decide to dig in a little more and hit the "regular" side of the menu. I order a chili cheese dog and he goes for another Chicago. In all my trips here I have never ventured from the crazy specials. It was a good move. The dog had that snap when you bite into the casing just like is should. The bun was perfectly steamed and chili was tasty. Let's add that to the list of why to love Doug and keep counting.

#6 - The Chili Dog

#7 - Doug's Chicago

#8 - Cilantro-Chipotle Smoked Chicken Sausage with Mole à la Carlos and Cotija Cheese

#9 - Über Garlic Beef Sausage with Roasted Garlic Dijonnaise and Wild Garlic Havarti Cheese

#10 - Brandy-Infused Smoked Portuguese Chorizo with Saffron Rouille and Bucherolle Cheese

#11 - Swiss Cheese Smoked Knackwurst with 3 Floyd's Gumballhead Mustard and Applewood-Smoked Cheddar Cheese

Jay and Northcutt with, as Northcutt put it, "their babies"

So that's it for now. Not sure where we're going next before we hit The Sea and Cake but I'm sure it will be delicious. Even if it's not a dog catching up with all my Chicago buddies, seeing my music buddies deliver the rock and eating the hell outta all them dags has already made this an excellent Buddies and Hot Dogs trip.


jay said...

jesus ferkin christ, i've eating a lot of dogs since you've been in chicago.

Casey Brewer said...

Holy Fuck. Geoff, you are a god amongst buddies. Well done good sire, well fucking done.

One question: How did Doug know you were coming? Telepathy?

Geoff Peveto said...

The last trip I booked my flights to allow multiple trips to Doug's but had no idea he was closed one of the days. So this trip Jay e-mailed Doug and said we were coming and added "please don't close, please don't close, please don't close" To which Doug replied:

I plan to be open on those days, but you never know. There may be a surprise Steve Miller Band convention that I might want to attend on that weekend.


I seriously already miss that place and came home and watched Hot Dog Paradise which didn't help at all since Doug's was one of the featured places.

Jake Lancaster said...

This pretty much seals the deal, the buddies and hot dogs trip to end all buddies and hot dogs trips. Oh wait, what's this? I'm going to New York for five days in a couple of weeks with nothing in particular to do except bum around and feast on dogs? We'll have to compare notes, Geoff, I have a feeling NYC dogs are entirely different beasts than those found in Chicago. I've been to Crif dogs before, but I'm a virgin to the rest of the citys wares.

Fine reporting. Maybe if you win a Pulitzer you can buy the recipe for some colon blow.

R. Falch said...

please tell me he actually signed off the email with "sausagely" ?

great post. id love to try that antelope wurst.

Not Dickless said...

Wow. I should just retire from dogs now. I'll never top that.

Geoff Peveto said...

Doug actually signed it "sausagely" It's why he is the ruler.

I've been to Nathan's out on Coney Island. A fine dog. NYC is different than Chicago. They are pretty basic. Dog, chili, mustard, no fuss. Which I can totally appreciate. I was bummed that Superdawg didn't have a chili cheese. I was totally needing one when we hit that spot.

For more in NYC I hear Gray's Papaya is a must but I've never made it by there. There is also Papaya King.

I'm heading to L.A. in December and will hit Pink's. I wonder what else is out there?

If I haven't mentioned this before you dudes should all get this:

this also is fine celluloid:

Doug is in this one too.

I'd love to get back to Minneapolis and hit the Wienery. That place looks awesome

Jake Lancaster said...


I've been to Pink's. It's pretty good. I think it's on La Hacienda. Good footlongs and a good shot at seeing Jack Nicholson in line (and the lines can be really long).

I'm working on the NYC itinerary now.

Love to have you in Minneapolis for some dogs. If you can get arrested the night before and thrown in Hennepin County Detention center, the Wienery will give you a free dog of your choosing if you give them your ID bracelet upon release.

Or you can just pay the $2.50.

Casey Brewer said...

Geoff, if you happen to come to Minneapolis we'll gladly set up a Hot Dog tour for a buddy.

Geoff Peveto said...

I will eventually make it up there. I was there a couple years back to talk to students at MCAD and it was cool. I'm buddies with those girls over at Aesthetic Apparatus so the odds of going to Jail with Dan are high.

I wish there was a good hot dog joint to to take folks to in Austin but until there is I'll just show you dudes what BBQ is all about if you ever make it down thisaway.

jamie said...

i'll take #8-12. two each, you know how i eat.
i'll get you some pics at japadog.

R. Falch said...

"If you can get arrested the night before and thrown in Hennepin County Detention center, the Wienery will give you a free dog of your choosing if you give them your ID bracelet upon release."

that is some beautiful hospitality.