Wednesday, July 8, 2009
R.I.P. Oscar Mayer, Jr.
It's been a tough couple of weeks for some of my favorite celebs.
First Ed McMahon, the guy that gave me "HEY-YO!!!!!" kicked the bucket.
Then Farrah Faucet. An inspiration for many a premature boner.
And of course Michael Jackson. A weird dude who still gets the lasses to dance in hordes whenever I drop his vinyl, decided to moonwalk his way to heaven.
Now Oscar Mayer, Jr. The grandson of the founder and the third Oscar Mayer to head the company. Not only is this dude a hot dog luminary, but he was also a pretty smooth geezer, marrying a 21 year old at the golden age of 85.
Must have been all the wieners.